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maldon007
#1 Posted : Tuesday, July 06, 2010 10:43:51 AM
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This thread is for the great recipes all you good TH cooks bring to our games. So bring your Zingo Chicken, and your Bratton Borritos, put on your skirts boys & post those dishes!




I will start the show with my breakfast creation, the Potato Pan Casserole. An easy, one-pan dish, that feeds two adults & two kids, no problem.


Cost- like $2 tops, maybe?

Ingredients- Butter/oil/EVOO or other fatty spread, lawry's season salt (or plain salt, in a pinch), ground black pepper, one large potato, 4 eggs, and 2 to 4 oz. (depending on your love of cheese) of your favorite congealed milk solids.

Optional ingredients- Onion, green pepper, mushrooms, any other goodies you would like in an omelette.

Tools- Deep pan (with tight fitting lid, a plus), a heat source (adjustable, & equaling at least medium heat, on a electic range top), one scapula.



What to do-
Getcha pan warmed up to med. heat, while chopping up that tatter (half inch to one inch squares, depending on your liking), oh yeah, you can peel it first... if your a sissy.

Throw a slab o' butter & a dash of EVOO in the hot pan, follow with tatter chunks. If you have optional goodies, you may want to throw those in now, depending on what they is & how "done" you want them. I chuck in the onions now, wait a bit for the green peppers, a bit longer for fresh mushrooms (like with the cheese).

Season as you like, I toss in maybe a teaspoon of Lawry's & a dash of pepper.
Keep on med. heat, toss tatters every 3-4 min., or as soon as the bottoms are brown.

Taste one of the smaller chunks after a bit, if still tough, cook a bit more. When one of the smaller chunks are done, throw in the cheese (qubed or sliced, to quicken the meltin).

LOWER heat at this point, so you donts burns the cheeses. (maybe between WARM & 1 on a range/stove top)

Turn the mess fairly often, till all the cheese is ALL melted. Then crack in the eggs, flip it all around, till the eggs are as mixed as you like... more for a "scrambled" style, less for a fried type finish.

Turn UP the heat a bit, if you are going for a "fried" egg appearance (maybe 3 - 4), maybe only up a tad, if your going for scrambled (1 - 2).

When the eggs are almost done, put on the lid, then turn OFF the heat & let the mess sit for a bit (5 -7 min?)... to make sure the eggs are all done.

Wash the spatula, before srving finished food with it! (it still gots the unfinished egg on it... duh!)

Serve in bare hands, consume rapidly w/snarling sounds. Or use a plate & fork... if your a sissy.







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#2 Posted : Tuesday, July 06, 2010 2:05:02 PM
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I know it's good, but you need to work on your photo representation.
maldon007
#3 Posted : Tuesday, July 06, 2010 2:21:06 PM
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That photo, is a representation of a manly egg meal... but for you, here is a salad & quiche... fancy pants!




Lee
#4 Posted : Tuesday, July 06, 2010 6:47:40 PM
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Macaroni and Cheese
2 cups elbow macaroni (pre cooked)
½ cup butter
2 tablespoons flour (wondra)
2 cups sharp cheddar
1 ½ cup milk
Melt butter gently. Mix in flour well. Add milk slowly until warmed. Add cheese. Whisk frequently until melted. Allow to thicken, check frequently.
Grease casserole pan. Combine macaroni with cheese sauce. Bake in 350 degree oven for 30 minutes.
Paprika or bread crumbs can be sprinkled on top before baking. May also sprinkle with extra cheese near end of baking time.
For larger batches, double ingredients.
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#5 Posted : Tuesday, July 06, 2010 8:11:29 PM
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#6 Posted : Tuesday, July 06, 2010 9:59:47 PM
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maldon007 wrote:
That foto, is a representation of a manly egg meal... but for you, here is a salad & quiche... fancy pants!





You make me laugh so friggin hard dude!!!!!!!!!!
Les
#7 Posted : Wednesday, July 07, 2010 8:17:52 PM
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Nice to see your boyfriend's chef school finally paid off

maldon007 wrote:
That foto, is a representation of a manly egg meal... but for you, here is a salad & quiche... fancy pants!





maldon007
#8 Posted : Monday, August 09, 2010 1:42:05 PM
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Chilli Con Quick n' Easy-

This will feed like 6 - 8 normals, or like 3 or 4 of us.

This is one-pot chilly, so you need... yep, one pot. Non stick is nice, but if you dont got, its ok.


Greedyents-
1 oz. extra virgin olive oil (or equivalent)
1 small onion (or half a bigun'... or a whole bigun' if you really likes the onion)
1 green pepper (or red, or half each)
1 packet chilli seasoning, or taco seasoning if you like, or if you want to make your own seasoning, & you have powdered stuff- I use about 2 parts (parts = tablespoons for this) chilli powder, 3 parts cumin, 1 part oregano, 1/2 part garlic, 1/2 part salt. Add a dash of clove, or all-spice if you like... if you like more heat, up the chilli powder, if you like the "smoke", up the cumin.
1 Lb. lean ground beef (3% - 5%) if you only have fatty-fat-fat ground beef, it is fine (see instructions)
1 large tomato
2 cans generic "chilli with beans" or if you like "seasoned chilli beans" (more cans if you like a higher bean-to-meat ratio... or just have more piggies to feed)

Struck-shuns-
Throw pot on the stove, crank up the heat (8 -9), in goes evoo (oil), in goes onion (chopped to your spec) let the cook while you chop the green pepper, toss that in when done cuttin'. Stir often, as soon as those bits are as toasty as you like, throw in the beef (if you have fatty beef, you may want to remove peppers/onions at this point & brown the beef alone[on high] till half the pink is gone, then drain the grease & put back in the aromatics). Turn the knob till it stops (10), throw in the seasoning and brown up that cow, chop & stir often with scapula.

Before all the pink is gone, toss in the tomato (diced, again to your spec.). Stir that up, open up your cans of whoopass... I mean generic canned chilli, and toss those in (lower heat at any point, if it starts bubbling too much). You may want to drizzle in a bit of water, depending on your CTR (chilli thickness requirement).

Stir well, cover & lower heat to a simmer. If you got no lid, simmer & maybe add a touch of water for what boils away. 5 min. of simmering & its ready to eat (taste test here, add spices to your liking), 20 min. more simmering, and its even MORE ready to eat.

Serve over noodles, crackers, white rice, or just let it slide down your throat hole.

So eat up punk!!!

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#10 Posted : Tuesday, August 17, 2010 1:03:23 PM
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I'm glad I eat with you guys before I saw the photos.

Are you guys cooking at Blanding? If so can an old man join in?
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#11 Posted : Tuesday, August 17, 2010 10:42:03 PM
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Heck yeah you are always welcome!!!!!!
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#12 Posted : Wednesday, August 18, 2010 12:01:00 PM
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You sir, are always welcome.
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maldon007
#13 Posted : Wednesday, October 06, 2010 7:14:59 AM
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Fairly fast Chicken Fettucine Alfredo

Time- 20 - 25 minutes

edit: If you have never made a cream sauce, make this one! Its really pretty easy, as long as you can be vigilant about stiring and temp on the sauce.

Junk you need- heat, a deep pan for boiling noodles, a medium pan for sauce, and something to warmup or cook the chicken in. To do this in a timely manner, you will want to cook/heat the three parts (noodles, chicken, sauce) at the same time.

Greedyents (serves 4/5)-

1/2 box (around 8-10 oz.)- Pasta noodles, it dont really matter what kind, if you have spaghetti or macaroni laying around it will work, its all the same crap in a different shape. But if you need to buy some anyway, get Fettucine noodles, since it is in the name of the dish and all.

1/2 - 1 lb.-Chicken, again it dont really matter... left over KFC or Popeyes, frozen pre cooked stuff, or grill up some fresh, whatever. To make a fast/easy dish though, I recomend a pre-cooked frozen type, like the Tyson bags. Breaded or not, no big difference, grilled is what I like. Pick one that has some kind of Spanish flavoring if you like, the last one I did was with "Tyson Fajita strips". If you use less chicken, chop it up real small so its more like a flavoring. If you use more, leave the pieces big. If your going to cook/grill chicken from scratch, obviously you will need oil, spices, etc. and you probably already know how to cook, or you would just be using frozen. If so, I would cook the chicken first, and set it aside while you do the noodles and sauce. You can cook the fresh chicken, noodles, and sauce at the same time, on one stove top, but if you can do that, my cooking tips are probably not needed by you.

For the sause

1 pint- heavy cream/heavy whipping cream (substitute light cream/whipping cream by upping the butter a bit).
1 pint whole milk (sub. 2% or even 1% if you like, it will just lighten the sauce a tad)
1/2 stick butter (sub. more olive oil for less butter if you like)
2 tbsp. evoo extra virgin olive oil (or whatever olive oil you have)
1 cup grated parmesan cheese (fresh is great, bag is great, green shaker type is fine to!)
Any other cheese you like, you can sub. in for part of the paresan, or just add a bit on top of for a super cheesy sauce.
Spices- you gotta have garlic, a clove or two of fresh, or half a tsp. of powder, or some other form of garlic, but you gotta have it. Other spices are good to, your general "italian seasoning" shaker- a pinch or two of that. parsley- 1/4 cup fresh, or a few pinches of dried. A pinch of basil if you like. Salt / pepper to taste (as they say).


So, cream sauce... its not the easiest thing to make, but its not that hard either. The main thing is- getting it hot enough to melt the cheese, but not so hot you burn/curdle the cream.

=WARNING= If the sauce begins to boil, at ANY TIME, take it off the heat WHILE stirring. Turn the heat down a bit & replace, stay on it!

Some people do this by cooking the sauce the whole time on low... AAAAHHHHHHHGG! That takes for frigging ever. And it doesnt guarantee you wont burn it anyway, since it takes so long the temptation to walk off for a bit is greater, and even on low it can turn to crap if it boils for a while.

Heres howI do it.

1. Fill the large pot/pan about 1/3 - 1/2 full of HOT tap water, using cold adds 5 or so minutes to the boil time. Put it on the large back burner/element, crank it up to 11. Add a few shakes of salt, and a pat of butter or touch of evoo, if you like. When I boil long pasta, like spaghetti/Fettucine, I break it all in half. This lets you drop it all in the water, and makes stirring easy. I hold the whole stack of pasta and tap it on the counter to make it all even, then break the whole thing in half, right over the pot (to catch the bits that fall off). Put in the pasta as soon as it begins a full rolling boil, more on that below (1.5).

2. Preheat oven or convection deal, for chicken. Or if your going to use the micowave, just throw the chicken in the trash now, cause it will suck.

3. Put small pot/pan on front element, turn up to high, put in the oil and butter. As soon as the butter is fully melted, pour in the cream, then add the cheese. STIR CONTINUOUSLY! If at any time you need to walk away from the sauce, turn OFF the HEAT! Then give it an extra stir, before you walk leave. When you return, turn heat back up. Continuously check the temperature of your sauce, especially while heat is on high. I use my finger, yes thats ok, just wash it if you have a lick. Keep up steady stirring, untill it is too hot for your finger, then turn heat down to med/low (3ish on an electric). As you stir, bring up cheese off the bottom with the spoon, look for the bits to eventually disapear as they melt into the sauce. When all cheese is one with the sauce, turn the heat down to the lowest setting. Then add in the spices, keep stirring every minute or two. After 5 minutes of this, its pretty much done.

1.5 As soon as you toss in the pasta, stir it up, keep stirring fairly often (every 15 seconds or so), for the first 2-3 min. or so. After that, stir every couple of minutes. Check for tenderness as soon as the noodles start bending all the way over the spoon when you try to pick up some. As SOON as they are not chewy any more, strain the water & throw noodles into whatever your going to serve the pasta in. Make sure your serving bowl is big enough for sauce, chicken, and room to stir as well. Add an oz. of evoo & stir in, IF your not going to mix everything soon, this keeps the noodles from sticking together.

2.5 Pop in the chicken as soon as the oven is ready, when its done, take it out and set aside till your ready to mix it in.

When all 3 parts are done, mix into serving bowl. After it sits for a bit, it will thicken some. If it gets thicker than you like, use the whole milk to thin it out a bit. About 2-3 oz. at a time, mix ALL THE WAY in, and see if its the consistancy you like, repeat if needed. When its ready, top it with some grated cheese, and serve. The milk works to juice up leftovers as well.

Good luck wit it!







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#14 Posted : Saturday, February 26, 2011 12:09:31 AM
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red velvet cheesecake
1 1/2 cups chocolate graham cracker crumbs
1/4 cup butter, melted
1 tablespoon granulated sugar
3 (8-ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
4 large eggs, lightly beaten
3 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa
1 cup sour cream
1/2 cup whole buttermilk
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 teaspoon distilled white vinegar
2 (1-ounce) bottles red food coloring
1 (3-ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1/4 cup butter, softened
2 cups powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Garnish: fresh mint sprigs
Preparation
Stir together graham cracker crumbs, melted butter, and 1 tablespoon granulated sugar; press mixture into bottom of a 9-inch springform pan.

Beat 3 (8-ounce) packages cream cheese and 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar at medium-low speed with an electric mixer 1 minute. Add eggs and next 6 ingredients, mixing on low speed just until fully combined. Pour batter into prepared crust.

Bake at 325° for 10 minutes; reduce heat to 300°, and bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes or until center is firm. Run knife along outer edge of cheesecake. Turn oven off. Let cheesecake stand in oven 30 minutes. Remove cheesecake from oven; cool in pan on a wire rack 30 minutes. Cover and chill 8 hours.

Beat 1 (3-ounce) package cream cheese and 1/4 cup butter at medium speed with an electric mixer until smooth; gradually add powdered sugar and vanilla, beating until smooth. Spread evenly over top of cheesecake. Remove sides of springform pan. Garnish, if desired.



no bake peanut butter pie
1 already prepped oreo pie crust
1 bag reeses
2 pkg 8oz cream cheese
2/3c peanut butter
2/3c sugar
2/3c cool whip

chop 1/2 the bag of reeses and add to everything (cream cheese should be room temp)
mix all, add more of whichever ingredient you prefer to taste
can garnis with cool whip, the other half bag of reeses chopped or not, or hersheys kisses


and last, Katie Tucker Trash Cake.

1 box cake mix
2 containers frosting

bake cake as directed
let cool.
take chunks of cake (rip apart by hand), take a knife full of frosting, slather piece, throw in 9x13 inch pan.
continue until cake is all in pan.
layer top with more icing
add sprinkles.
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maldon007
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Nice!
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#16 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 2:02:24 PM
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Shrapnel Loaf

A meatloaf based on the porcupine meatballs your grammy used to make. If your grammy didn't make these, well I am sorry you missed out... but it's time to taste the awesome!

WARNING! Mine came out a TAD crumbly, so if you like that meatloaf you can slice thin, for sammiches or whatever, you may want to modify it... An extra egg, more fat in the meat, more liquid, something.

Tools you must have-
Oven.
Loaf pan. I used a large one, 9"x 9" I think, partly so I could mix the loaf in the pan, to save dirtying a bowl.
Something to cook rice in (if you don't use instant rice for this). I used a 4 cup measuring cup (Pyrex type), so as to not dirty another pot/bowl/whatever.
Something to stir & whip eggs. Whisk/fork/whatever, or a wand mixer.
2 Solo cups, to mix topping sauce & liquids in.
Sharp knife.

Tools that are nice to have-
Food chopper.
Wand mixer.
Parchment paper.
Aluminum foil.


Ingredients for loaf-
1 lb. hamburger, I used 90/10 I think, maybe a bit more fat, if you want the loaf to stay together better.
1/2 to 3/4 cup (depending on your love of rice)insta-rice/minute rice, OR what I used (cause I dont really like insta-rice) about 1 cup of (90% cooked) regular white rice. I cooked it till it was almost done, but still a tad chewy and measured out about a cup (maybe a bit more, I like rice).
*1/2 cup extra liquid, ONLY if you use instant rice... milk/beef stock/water/whatever.
1/4 cup onion, or 1/8 cup dried onion bits, like I used.
1/4 cup bell pepper, mix up some different ones for some nice color, red and green look nice.
1 clove garlic, minced. Or equal amount of minced garlic from a jar, like I did... maybe a tsp.or a tad less. For garlic powder, maybe a half tsp.
1 tsp. salt.
1 tsp. pepper.
1 tbsp. (total, +/-) spices of your choice. I used mostly parcley, with a bit of oregano & basil.
1 tbsp. wershter.... worchter..... worcestersherster....... That black stuff that looks like soy sauce, but spicy. Or, mix soy and vinegar 50/50 and use that.
1 egg whipped/beaten/mixed, or use 2 if you want to try that (for a more sticky loaf)
1/4 cup catsup, not ketchup- http://uncyclopedia.wiki.../wiki/Ketchup_v._Catsup
1/4 milk or buttermilk (buttermilk, for stickier loaf, or so I have heard)
1/4 cup bread crumbs, crushed.
Grease of choice, for loaf pan.

* If needed.


Ingredients for topping sauce/glaze-
This (as most of the rest, really) is subject to your liking, add subtract, change... It will probably work fine.
1/4 cup catsup.
2 tbsp. worcestershireshore sauce.
2 tbsp. brown sugar.
1 tsp. mustard.




Here's what you do (loaf only, topping later!)-

Take all the liquids- eggs(s), catsup, milk, worcestershireshireshoer sauce, extra liquid(*), and thow them into a cup to be mixed. Use fork or whatever, wand mixer works great.

Take all the other stuff and throw into loaf pan (or mixing bowl/whatever, if your pan is not big enough to mix in). Mix it all up real good, but dont press too hard, just mix, dont smash.

Once you have both mixed, pour in the liquids & mix again. Dont press too much, again... just mix. I used a big fork for this, just turning & mixing till it looked pretty homogeneous (look it up!).

Dump the loaf mix out of the pan, and onto a sheet of parchment paper, if you dont have that, a paper plate. Form into a rough loaf.

If you use parchment paper, make sure the loaf is centered & pick it up by the extra paper, set in pan (wipe pan out first, paper towel/whatever) & shape loaf to your liking. I like to shape it into Michelangelo's David.

If no parchment, then first clean the pan out well, then grease/spray, then return the loaf to the pan & shape to your liking. I usually do a "Han Solo's face in carbonite" shape.


PREHEAT OVEN to 350/bake at this point!!!


Here's how you do the topping-

Mix ingredients, pour on top, money! Really though, spread it out evenly, like cake frosting if you can.



Stick the sucker in the oven, center of middle rack, and leave it there for one Tevo'd hour long program, if you FF the commercials... Or 35/40 min.

At that point, the loaf is pretty much cooked, but the topping glaze is probably not "crunchy" yet (doesn't really need to be crunchy, but it should harden/darken a bit anyway). So what you do is, move the pan down to the bottom oven rack & crank the sucker up to 500* BROIL.

WARNING!!!!!!!! You HAVE to watch the thing now, or you will turn it into burning garbage.

Set timer for 5 min. and check every 3 min. after that. Touch the top or poke with fork or whatever. As soon as the top is hard, yank it out! This should take no longer than 10 min. tops, and might take less.

Set time-
Let the loaf SET! for at least 15 min. on top of the stove (no heat), cover with foil if you want, it will help it keep warm & maybe make it a bit more "well done". If you dont have foil, leave open or cover with paper plate or something.

After the set time, divide and distribute the meat to friends and family, and get love in return.






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